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I have been called for jury duty twice (75 years old). The first was while in the Navy, floating around the Western Pacific on an aircraft carrier. I thought that was pretty funny. I wrote back "Sure, if you pay my airfare and arrange time off with the Navy" and never heard back from them.

The second time was maybe 20 years ago. I had been joking with a guy who claimed to be the county Libertarian Party chief, but when I told him I hadn't been called for jury duty since that Navy joke, said he had some pull. About two months later, I got called in. Some libertarian! Of course it might have been coincidence.

The experience was almost exactly as you describe. Hurry up and wait, spend all day doing nothing, fill out a questionnaire, then go home without ever having done anything other than fill out the questionnaire.

But there was one interesting thing. The prospect next to me should have been excused right from the start. She told me quite the story, and whether it was true or not, she did not belong on any jury. She said she had written all this down on her questionnaire.

She was a grandmother. Took her granddaughter for a walk in the park. Found a purse in the bushes. No cash or credit cards or IDs, but it did have the owner's name. She called when she got home, said she'd found the purse, wanted to return it, and was there a reward? She got to the owner's house and was arrested for stealing the purse, cash, and credit cards. They actually prosecuted her twice, got a hung jury both times, and were threatening to prosecute a third time.

Personally, it struck me as bizarre. If true, there must have been some additional evidence, because it's hard for me to imagine two prosecutions with the only evidence being that she tried to get a reward for returning the purse that she had claimed to have found while walking with her granddaughter. Why not ask for the reward? She was a grandmother living in a trailer park. A little extra cash would be handy. And if she made the whole thing up, then please, keep her off all juries!

Mostly it just confirmed my belief that government is incompetent, inefficient, and doesn't care.

Matthew Hopkins's avatar

Do you think the judge realized the irony of telling a group of coerced people who were not free to leave the jury system that such a system is the basis for a free society?

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